Funky Trunks Snork City Boys Swim Trunks - Quick-Dry Swimwear for Beach, Pool & Water Sports

Product Description

Our company’s biomedical department continues to work on enhancing human capabilities through exoskeletal enhancements. Their recent breakthrough has been integrated into our products by adding blood vessels and arteries for the body to pump extra blood and endorphins around the body while wearing our swimwear. To avoid a serious haemorrhage, we strongly recommend avoiding ripping your swimwear.

Our latest skincare treatment has been scientifically proven by medical-type professionals who are massive on TT, that getting stung by any sort of jellyfish helps keep your skin young and supple. Which is why our latest swimwear is woven with the stinging tentacles of jellyfish and blue bottles. After you’ve worn our swimwear, you’ll need to regularly purchase our anti-sting treatment to help relieve the pain that you will experience. But at the end of it all you will look and feel amazing and we’ll have pocketed your hard earned money. This print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!